So by now it's obvious that I'm into B- horror movies and bad movies that they are good and entertaining to watch. But sometimes you will stumble on some movies that are simply bad, and at some point you'll have to ask yourself why were these movie made?? I just want my wasted hours back, fuck you for wasting my precious time.
The Hoarder
Plot (IMDB): A young woman enters an underground storage facility, where she soon finds herself trapped and stalked by a killer.
I though that this might be an interesting film, reading the movie's plot made me think that this might be an entertaining movie but instead this ended being a hell of mess. The acting is just terrible, as if the ''actors'' just wanted to wrap this shit up, take their and call it a day. The script is so poor and by god the ''killings?'' are so poorly done. I don't want to spoil the movie but that ending was a hell of an epic fail, but seeing Andrew Buckley running like an idiot was the highlight of the movie.
Agoraphobia
Plot (IMDB):: An agoraphobic inherits her father's house in a remote part of the Florida Keys. When weird things start happening, she discovers that there's something far more terrifying trapped inside the house with her.
Seeing Tony Todd on the poster made me want to see this movie so fuck you movie for deceiving me. They just threw his name in to attract people to see this shitfest. The movie's biggest problem is that it's deceiving and nothing really happens, by god this is a hell of a boring film. The movie was supposed to be a supernatural horror movie but it ended up being a soap opera that happens to involve a ghost in it. Even the ''scary'' parts are so meh and forgettable. Fuck you again for putting Tony Todd on the poster.
Echoes
Plot (Rotten Tomatoes):Struggling with horrifying, sleep-paralysis induced visions, a young writer retreats with her boyfriend to an isolated desert house. As the visions intensify, she finds herself on the verge of losing her mind...or uncovering a life-threatening secret
While the acting and the direction are good and Kate French did a solid job but the script and the plot are really weak and made watching paint dry and far more interesting idea than seeing this movie. I don't know what happened but the sleep paralysis idea was really interesting until they threw in the ghost thing which wasn't really necessary. This really pissed me off because the locations were really interesting, so bad they were wasted on this snorefest.
V/H/S Viral
While the first movie had some interesting ideas and the second one was a masterpiece, the third one was a big pile of shit. I'm not sure what were they thinking while making this movie but by god the whole thing was just awful. It's one of those ''Hey we need a sequel'' type of movies. It's a shame that such a great series ended in a such shitty way.
A nightmare on elm street (2010)
I really don't know why did they want to remake this movie?? In an age that is full meaningless remakes and reboots this is worst of them all. Unlike Rob Zombie's Halloween in which he tried to put his own touch on the movie, this one here fails to justify it's existence. Even with a higher budget than the old one, it fails in bringing the magic that Wes Craven brought in the original movie. The movie is so bland, generic and mediocre at its best, in other words we didn't need a nightmare on elm street remake. Fuck you for doing this to such a great series.
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